10. Bacon tastes "funny"
9. Boyfriend demands you wallow
8. You respond to the question, "Can pigs fly?" with, "No, swine flu."
7. Prefer your flu shot honey-baked
6. You are no longer kosher
5. Litter of eight children no longer seems unusual (Octomom only)
4. Snout constantly dripping
3. Bird flu seams, like, so 2003
2. Sam I Am will not eat green eggs and you
And the number one swine flu symptom...
1. Aching, fever, coughing, and CNN cameras in your bed
Jason Rohrblogger (4/30/09)
1 comment:
Ah, Tracy, if I've infected just one other blog with my swine flhumor, my work here is done. Thanks for the repost and the link!
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